Let me tell you something that may come as a surprise, possibly even shock you: Getting internet in Central Square isn’t easy.

Now, you’re probably asking yourself, what the hell is this guy talking about? Cambridge, Massachusetts? The technological mecca of the northeast? Arguably the birthplace of the internet (BBN)?

I mean, come on, it’s situated right between Harvard University and MIT, so I can’t possibly be saying that it’s difficult to get internet in Central Square, right?

Sadly, I am.